Saw this in beibaku-mae
's journal (all the way back in June 2009!), and one of the Chronophontians (you couldn't possibly guess which one
Choose 3 of your OCs. They can be from anything. Original stories, fanfic OCs, whatever. It doesn't matter. None of this matters.
2 and 3. The other Chronophontians looked this over - we only got one volunteer.
1) So. Introduce yourselves. Are you related in any way, or do you have no idea who the hell each other is?
I'm Pandora. You can call me Penny when we're alone together though. We're all sisters in arms here (not always in each other's arms, but...)
2) Great, great. So. Ever gotten a blowjob?
Technically not, I'm not built for it. I love the equivalent, though! C'mon over.
3) HURR. That last question was uncalled for! Anyhoo. What do you like doing when no one else is looking?
Anything I'd like when someone IS looking. And I like it better that way anyway. And when are you gonna come over here?
4) Have any secret shames that you'd like to indulge upon us today?
I've been described as shameless
. Can't say it ain't so, and wouldn't if I could.
5) Got any ultra-quirky kinks?
Not particularly quirky
- I've seen it all, and done quite a lot of it
6) Within the last month, how many people have you done questionable acts with?
Everybody who would let me.
7) Do you love me? I love you.
Well of course!
8) Are you hurt because I lied in that last question?
That just means you need more love. C'mon over, honey.
9) If you could kill someone and get away with it, who would it be?
Just time, and I DO get away with that.
10) What is the one things that sets you off so much that you'll go from docile to rabid squirrel monkey in 12 seconds?
Anybody being mean. But I get rabid in a nice way with hugs and kisses and stuff like that. C'mon over, honey.
11) Who the hell are you people? Why are you in my house? Are you even people? Get outta my stuff!
Was this your
12) Does rain filter down through your handsome volcano rocks to create a wild mineral water that's tasty for the men/ladies?
Um, I like Glenlivet.
13) I'm going off track a little. Um. How many people have seen you bare-ass nekkid?
Nowhere near enough people. HEY EVERYBODY!!!!!!
14) How lovely. Have you ever wanted to smoke crack? Are you a crackhead?
I've posed with a lit cigar. Haven't tried crack yet...there's no hurry.
15) Are you wondering how many more of these questions you must endure?
Oh, I know. I peeked.
16) What's the strangest thing you've ever licked?
In a few minutes, it will be you. Hurry up with those pants!
17) How many people have you confided in about your contamination with SuperAIDS?
Lemme get it first.
18) There is no question 18.
You're 18, aren't you?
19) Have you ever considered a fetish?
(flashes handcuff tattoo) No comment.
20) This mindless torture is over. Does this make you shit your pants in glee?
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------On thanking faves:
I like to! Even when I run into curmudgeons who actually object to being thanked.
However, I have the problem of being popular! Well, sort of. Not, thank God, popular enough to make enemies, but popular enough that I can't thank every fave. So as a compromise, I thank everyone who faves and
comments, and everyone who faves more than once during the period (typically four or five days) before the next time I go through and delete messages. So if you fave and don't get a thank-you, sorry, I thank you all!
The CSS for this journal was created with the help of the CSS Test at www.icyworlds.net/about/css
. Thanks, Icyworlds!